In a distant land, far beyond the horizon, lay the kingdom of Solana. The king proclaimed a rich reward for any alchmemieist who could discover the formula for creating gold. Many volunteered, but most vanished after their first payment.

One man stood apart. He sought no riches, only bread and ale. Some hailed him as a hero seeking glory, others whispered of his love for the king’s daughter. But the truth was far stranger:

He was fucking crazy!